Family: *insults my weight*

Family: *insults my interests*

Family: *insults my friends*

Family: *insults my music*

Family: *judges me constantly*

Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

ask-demon-connie-springles:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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That sounds hot as fuck.

(Source: manda, via agentrodgers)